Privacy Policy

Last Updated: December 11, 2025

Introduction

At RamBnB, we take your privacy seriously. By which we mean, we're not actually collecting anything because this is a parody website for entertainment purposes only. This privacy policy exists to make the parody more complete and to explain what we're NOT doing with your data.

Information We DON'T Collect

Since this is a fake service, we don't collect:

• Your name (unless you type it in the fake booking form, then it's just stored temporarily)
• Your email address (same as above)
• Your payment information (we don't have payment processing because nothing is for sale)
• Your RAM specifications (though we'd love to hear about them)
• Your browsing history (we don't care how many tabs you have open)
• Your location (unless you live in one of our fictional listing locations)

Cookies

We use standard web cookies for session management. These cookies help the website function but don't track you across the internet. They're just there to make the parody work properly. Feel free to eat real cookies while browsing though - we recommend chocolate chip.

How We Use Your Data

We don't use your data because we don't collect it. If you fill out a fake booking form, that data lives temporarily in the application's database for demonstration purposes only. We won't email you about your RAM rental because:

• This isn't a real service
• We don't have an email system set up
• RAM rental isn't real
• Seriously, this is a joke website

Third-Party Services

We use Unsplash for RAM images (those beautiful stock photos you see). They may have their own tracking. We're using standard web hosting. Beyond that, we're not sharing your data with third parties because we don't have any data to share.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Laugh at this parody website
• Share it with friends
• Realize this isn't real
• Close the tab at any time
• Actually buy RAM from legitimate retailers instead

Data Security

We protect your data by not collecting it in the first place. The most secure database is an empty database. That said, if you do submit data through our forms, it's stored in a PostgreSQL database with standard security practices. But again, there's no sensitive data because this isn't a real service.

Children's Privacy

This website is appropriate for all ages in the sense that it's harmless satire. We don't knowingly collect data from anyone because we don't collect data, period. Kids, please ask your parents before trying to rent RAM. Parents, please explain to your kids that you can't actually rent RAM.

International Users

This parody website is accessible worldwide. RAM prices are ridiculous everywhere, so the joke translates internationally. GDPR compliance is easy when you don't collect data!

Changes to This Policy

We may update this privacy policy to add more jokes or clarify that this is satire. Since we're not collecting your data anyway, these changes won't affect you.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this privacy policy, please remember that this is a parody website and we don't actually have a customer service department. If you have concerns about real RAM privacy (which isn't really a thing), consult your motherboard's manual.